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Piltdownboy on horseback 22 Group: Members Posts: 1548 Joined: Sep. 2005 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 08:59 1. What shall I wear today?? -------------- "And now we're going to play Platinum!" Back to top

Piltdownboy on horseback 22 Group: Members Posts: 1548 Joined: Sep. 2005 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 09:00 2. I love shopping for trendy clothes up to you now   -------------- "And now we're going to play Platinum!" Back to top

Deadcalm Group: Awaiting Authorisation Posts: 752 Joined: Nov. 2004 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 09:20 Any chance of a "GIG" in your new Show Andy!!! ie Andrew Lloyd Webbers , "Sound of Music" Back to top

Piltdownboy on horseback 22 Group: Members Posts: 1548 Joined: Sep. 2005 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 09:24 4. Whoopi Goldberg is my hero -------------- "And now we're going to play Platinum!" Back to top

Deadcalm Group: Awaiting Authorisation Posts: 752 Joined: Nov. 2004 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 09:27 5  .. Do these come in any other Colour than Black !! Back to top

hiawatha Group: Members Posts: 2391 Joined: Mar. 2004 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 11:04 6.  I'm going to make the Haj next year -------------- "In the land of the Dacotahs, Where the Falls of Minnehaha Flash and gleam among the oak-trees, Laugh and leap into the valley." - Song of Hiawatha Back to top

Matt Group: Admins Posts: 1186 Joined: Nov. 2002 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 11:17 7. Where's the soap? -------------- "I say I say I say I say, what's got three bottles and five eyes and no legs and two wheels" Back to top

glasgow_tubular Group: Members Posts: 215 Joined: July 2006 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 11:22 What way to mecca? -------------- www.myspace.com/allaroundmyhat Back to top

jonnyw Group: Members Posts: 522 Joined: Oct. 2005 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 11:35 "Sh*t" -------------- Grand piano. Reed and pipe organ. Glockenspeil. Bass guitar. Vocal chords. Two slightly sampled electric guitars. The venitian effect. Digital sound processor. And Tubular bells. Solo music - http://-terrapin-.bebo.com Band music - http://www.rsimusic.com Back to top

hiawatha Group: Members Posts: 2391 Joined: Mar. 2004 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 11:45 "After about 15 more years, I'll get elected pope, serve long enough to get the pension, and then retire". -------------- "In the land of the Dacotahs, Where the Falls of Minnehaha Flash and gleam among the oak-trees, Laugh and leap into the valley." - Song of Hiawatha Back to top

ImAFoolAndImLaughing Group: Members Posts: 536 Joined: Feb. 2006 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 12:29 "That Ian Paisley... what a nice man..." -------------- "I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and I wasn't tempted to buy one but I was reminded of the fact that I had been avoiding the beach." Back to top

hiawatha Group: Members Posts: 2391 Joined: Mar. 2004 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 13:04 "Hi Doris? Yes, it's me. Carl (my husband, you know) told me that he really supports me being a nun. This May, I'll have been in the sisterhood for 3 years." -------------- "In the land of the Dacotahs, Where the Falls of Minnehaha Flash and gleam among the oak-trees, Laugh and leap into the valley." - Song of Hiawatha Back to top

ImAFoolAndImLaughing Group: Members Posts: 536 Joined: Feb. 2006 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 17:09 13. "Packet of condoms, please..." -------------- "I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and I wasn't tempted to buy one but I was reminded of the fact that I had been avoiding the beach." Back to top

Harmono Group: Members Posts: 759 Joined: May 2005 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 17:25 14."I think I`ll convert to Buddhism. Those nuns get to hang out with the hot monks and most importanly I`ll get to shave my head." Back to top

Ugo Group: Members Posts: 5495 Joined: April 2000 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 17:32 Hahahahahahaha... 15. in a religious item shops, showing her huge hanging cross: "Have you got a smaller version of this" ? P.S. I know another joke about the same subject, but maybe it's a bit blasphemous. -------------- Ugo C. - a devoted Amarokian Back to top

glasgow_tubular Group: Members Posts: 215 Joined: July 2006 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 17:37 Quote (ImAFoolAndImLaughing @ Aug. 30 2006, 17:09) 13. "Packet of condoms, please..."     ive been thinking bout this thread all day and cant think of any -------------- www.myspace.com/allaroundmyhat Back to top

Harmono Group: Members Posts: 759 Joined: May 2005 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 17:58 16."Did I ever tell you that joke about the "Aristocrats", no? Ok here it comes: a guy goes into a talent agency..." Back to top

ImAFoolAndImLaughing Group: Members Posts: 536 Joined: Feb. 2006 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 18:48 "I'm chaste... by all the men in Glasgow..." -------------- "I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and I wasn't tempted to buy one but I was reminded of the fact that I had been avoiding the beach." Back to top

glasgow_tubular Group: Members Posts: 215 Joined: July 2006 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 19:24 I dont know what that means (sad face no an angry face) Ive never heard a nun even speak so i dont know what they say never mind dont say :S. oh wait one shouted happy easter at me when i delivered the sunday papers. And Screamed "YOOOOOHOOOOO PAPER GIRL" half way down the street to me. scared me -------------- www.myspace.com/allaroundmyhat Back to top

hiawatha Group: Members Posts: 2391 Joined: Mar. 2004 Posted: Aug. 30 2006, 20:02 17. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn" -------------- "In the land of the Dacotahs, Where the Falls of Minnehaha Flash and gleam among the oak-trees, Laugh and leap into the valley." - Song of Hiawatha Back to top

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