Dirk Star


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Posted: Dec. 13 2008, 21:39 |
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Quote | I thought the invisible Jim was an adult sex toy. |
Strangely enough I`ve only just recently re-discovered Invisible Jim under the bed,which is maybe where you would keep an invisible sex toy I guess..(Is she or is`nt she wearing Invisible Jim???..Flick him onto vibrate discreetly and they`ll never know....Even when you`re standing at the bus stop no one will be none the wiser..Ideal for brightening up funerals,board meetings or just the general drudgery of your own mundane existance..Money back guarentee if not completely bow-legged and dribbling after a fortnight..)
So anyway it was kind of cool re-discovering old Jim there,as I`d completely forgot that I did`nt have him.I was rummaging under the bed for my winter boots,when hey presto there he was`nt.He must be worth a few quid now though,as I`ve never even took him out of his seal.Completely untouched by human hands in fact,I could`nt even tell you where the batteries go.
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