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Posted: Aug. 19 2005, 12:20

Ok, picture this, we are 3 years down the line, Mike has released 2 great albums which unfortunately didn't fare well in sales, he has fallen out with Mercury records after constant arguements that he is too old, he has one album left to do on his contract. Now Mercury are trying to direct him towards the mainstream completely, Mike produces a highly mainstream album against his will but wants to get back at Mercury and ensure that it doesn't sell well at all, which album cover/title would you come up with in order to make Mike happy?

This is the Amarok job two!  :)


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Posted: Aug. 19 2005, 12:22

How about the cover having 'Faulty' stamped accross it in a way that makes it look like a sticker? hehehe  :)

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Posted: Aug. 19 2005, 12:50

"Amarok II" will do the trick. However, since you already mentioned that, here are some other suggested album titles.

"Colonoscopy Results"
"Soundtrack to `Gigli`"
"Pauly Shore's Personal Fav Mix Disc"
"Head Cleaner"
"The Best of 1:45 AM Vomiting in the Alley Behind the Pub"
anything with Michael Jackson in the title.
"Fingernails on Blackboard"
"The Rubbing Balloons Together Symphony"
"An Accoustic Study on the Variations of Public Police Sirens in the Midlands, 1987-1994."'
"Love Songs of the Taleban"


Oh, and for the graphics, put an egg oozing blood.


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Posted: Aug. 19 2005, 12:57

Quote (hiawatha @ Aug. 19 2005, 17:50)
"Colonoscopy Results"
"Pauly Shore's Personal Fav Mix Disc"
"Fingernails on Blackboard"
"An Accoustic Study on the Variations of Public Police Sirens in the Midlands, 1987-1994."


Oh, and for the graphics, put an egg oozing blood.

:D  Excellent Hiawatha, if ever an artist has this problem with their record label, they should definately hire you!  ;)

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