Sweetpea
Group: Members
Posts: 1476
Joined: April 2007 |
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Posted: Nov. 21 2007, 02:55 |
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Well, if nobody knows the lyrics, let's make up our own.
IN THE POOL
When it's time to surf the net I don't login unless I'm wet
To pay a bill, I must be damp So I don't gotta lick the stamp
can't get enough (splishin' splashin' like a fool) of this liquid stuff (oooooo... I like livin' in the pool! )
breakfast, lunch, and dinner's made as finger-foods so I can wade
I don't give a drip if I'm all wrinkly I'm stayin' put to tinkle tinkly
can't get enough (splishin' splashin' like a fool) of this liquid stuff (oooooo... I like livin' in the pool! )
you might think that I should beat a soggy, slipping, soaked retreat get back on land and my two feet but don't bet on that happenin' I've sprouted gills and a dorsal fin Now wouldn'tya say that's sorta neat?
(*the sound of mermaids singing*) gurggle... gurggle...
-------------- "I'm no physicist, but technically couldn't Mike both be with the horse and be flying through space at the same time? (On account of the earth's orbit around the Sun and all that). So it seems he never had to make the choice after all. I bet he's kicking himself now." - clotty
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