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Milamber Group: Musicians Posts: 2275 Joined: Feb. 2010 Posted: Oct. 28 2010, 03:01 Lets make a fictional fun story here. The Rules are, only One line of text per post. And no double posting . (Except Nightspore  ). Wait for someone else. Keep it funny keep it clean . One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when.... Back to top

nightspore Group: Members Posts: 4770 Joined: Mar. 2008 Posted: Oct. 28 2010, 04:58 Before we begin, Milamber, do you want this to be silly, mildly funny, or serious? Back to top

wiga Group: Members Posts: 2113 Joined: Sep. 2008 Posted: Oct. 28 2010, 05:00 I request mildly funny/ serious. -------------- Barn's burnt down - now I can see the moon. Back to top

Milamber Group: Musicians Posts: 2275 Joined: Feb. 2010 Posted: Oct. 28 2010, 05:43 What the Lady said. With a touch of satire and Oldfield in jokes abound. You can always set something up for the next person if nothing comes to mind.   Ex: back to the time when........He got a great deal $$$ by dressing the band in tracksuits for the Knebworth gig ,but the problem with.... Back to top

nightspore Group: Members Posts: 4770 Joined: Mar. 2008 Posted: Oct. 28 2010, 07:20 Quote (milamber @ Oct. 28 2010, 05:43) What the Lady said. With a touch of satire and Oldfield in jokes abound. You can always set something up for the next person if nothing comes to mind.   Ex: back to the time when........He got a great deal $$$ by dressing the band in tracksuits for the Knebworth gig ,but the problem with.... I suggest that with each new installment the previous material be cut and pasted, so that we don't have to go endlessly back and forward to pick up the thread. I'll stay on one side for a bit until others have had a turn. Back to top

wiga Group: Members Posts: 2113 Joined: Sep. 2008 Posted: Oct. 29 2010, 03:39 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. -------------- Barn's burnt down - now I can see the moon. Back to top

Milamber Group: Musicians Posts: 2275 Joined: Feb. 2010 Posted: Nov. 01 2010, 19:06 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with.... Back to top

Ugo Group: Members Posts: 5495 Joined: April 2000 Posted: Nov. 01 2010, 20:01 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment... -------------- Ugo C. - a devoted Amarokian Back to top

timshen Group: Members Posts: 684 Joined: Mar. 2001 Posted: Nov. 02 2010, 03:37 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment he decided that it would be cool to record an album entirely using his first acoustic guitar that he had recently been thinking about. The trouble was that he did not know if it still existed or not, so.... -------------- Expect Great Things. Attempt Great Things. Back to top

wiga Group: Members Posts: 2113 Joined: Sep. 2008 Posted: Nov. 02 2010, 03:56 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment he decided that it would be cool to record an album entirely using his first acoustic guitar that he had recently been thinking about. The trouble was that he did not know if it still existed or not, so....Then after another moment he realized that Captainjjb probably had it. -------------- Barn's burnt down - now I can see the moon. Back to top

Milamber Group: Musicians Posts: 2275 Joined: Feb. 2010 Posted: Nov. 02 2010, 04:20 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment he decided that it would be cool to record an album entirely using his first acoustic guitar that he had recently been thinking about. The trouble was that he did not know if it still existed or not, so....Then after another moment he realized that Captainjjb probably had it. Reaching back for a cigarette and then hunting in his pocket for a lighter it occurred to him that.... Back to top

Michael Hilton Group: Members Posts: 255 Joined: Oct. 2007 Posted: Nov. 02 2010, 06:23 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment he decided that it would be cool to record an album entirely using his first acoustic guitar that he had recently been thinking about. The trouble was that he did not know if it still existed or not, so....Then after another moment he realized that Captainjjb probably had it. Reaching back for a cigarette and then hunting in his pocket for a lighter it occurred to him that he should probably give up these fags, pack his bags and buy an island off the coast of Australia for some fresh air and great people. Whilst on his way to Australia testing his sailing skills and in hot pursuit of that first guitar he... Back to top

wiga Group: Members Posts: 2113 Joined: Sep. 2008 Posted: Nov. 02 2010, 08:15 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment he decided that it would be cool to record an album entirely using his first acoustic guitar that he had recently been thinking about. The trouble was that he did not know if it still existed or not, so....Then after another moment he realized that Captainjjb probably had it. Reaching back for a cigarette and then hunting in his pocket for a lighter it occurred to him that he should probably give up these fags, pack his bags and buy an island off the coast of Australia for some fresh air and great people. Whilst on his way to Australia testing his sailing skills and in hot pursuit of that first guitar, he suddenly shouted, "all hands on deck!! Hard starboard!! -------------- Barn's burnt down - now I can see the moon. Back to top

Milamber Group: Musicians Posts: 2275 Joined: Feb. 2010 Posted: Nov. 03 2010, 03:12 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment he decided that it would be cool to record an album entirely using his first acoustic guitar that he had recently been thinking about. The trouble was that he did not know if it still existed or not, so....Then after another moment he realized that Captainjjb probably had it. Reaching back for a cigarette and then hunting in his pocket for a lighter it occurred to him that he should probably give up these fags, pack his bags and buy an island off the coast of Australia for some fresh air and great people. Whilst on his way to Australia testing his sailing skills and in hot pursuit of that first guitar, he suddenly shouted, "all hands on deck!! Hard starboard!! As the Santa Maria bore down on The Sea Dragon Mike ran to the wheel tripped and landed with a crash. Waking suddenly in his studio in a state of shock with his.... Back to top

Ugo Group: Members Posts: 5495 Joined: April 2000 Posted: Nov. 03 2010, 09:09 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment he decided that it would be cool to record an album entirely using his first acoustic guitar that he had recently been thinking about. The trouble was that he did not know if it still existed or not, so....Then after another moment he realized that Captainjjb probably had it. Reaching back for a cigarette and then hunting in his pocket for a lighter it occurred to him that he should probably give up these fags, pack his bags and buy an island off the coast of Australia for some fresh air and great people. Whilst on his way to Australia testing his sailing skills and in hot pursuit of that first guitar, he suddenly shouted, "all hands on deck!! Hard starboard!! As the Santa Maria bore down on The Sea Dragon Mike ran to the wheel, tripped and landed with a crash. Waking suddenly in his studio in a state of shock with his acoustic guitar in his lap, he suddenly realized it was all a nightmarish dream, and he started strumming a melody... -------------- Ugo C. - a devoted Amarokian Back to top

Milamber Group: Musicians Posts: 2275 Joined: Feb. 2010 Posted: Nov. 04 2010, 03:56 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment he decided that it would be cool to record an album entirely using his first acoustic guitar that he had recently been thinking about. The trouble was that he did not know if it still existed or not, so....Then after another moment he realized that Captainjjb probably had it. Reaching back for a cigarette and then hunting in his pocket for a lighter it occurred to him that he should probably give up these fags, pack his bags and buy an island off the coast of Australia for some fresh air and great people. Whilst on his way to Australia testing his sailing skills and in hot pursuit of that first guitar, he suddenly shouted, "all hands on deck!! Hard starboard!! As the Santa Maria bore down on The Sea Dragon Mike ran to the wheel, tripped and landed with a crash. Waking suddenly in his studio in a state of shock with his acoustic guitar in his lap, he suddenly realized it was all a nightmarish dream, and he started strumming a melody whilst singing along to one of his favorite tunes. "Don't break my heart my achy breaky heart" . After a short while the novelty wore off, putting down his guitar his attention returned to his monitor where he had been working on........ Back to top

wiga Group: Members Posts: 2113 Joined: Sep. 2008 Posted: Nov. 04 2010, 04:31 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment he decided that it would be cool to record an album entirely using his first acoustic guitar that he had recently been thinking about. The trouble was that he did not know if it still existed or not, so....Then after another moment he realized that Captainjjb probably had it. Reaching back for a cigarette and then hunting in his pocket for a lighter it occurred to him that he should probably give up these fags, pack his bags and buy an island off the coast of Australia for some fresh air and great people. Whilst on his way to Australia testing his sailing skills and in hot pursuit of that first guitar, he suddenly shouted, "all hands on deck!! Hard starboard!! As the Santa Maria bore down on The Sea Dragon Mike ran to the wheel, tripped and landed with a crash. Waking suddenly in his studio in a state of shock with his acoustic guitar in his lap, he suddenly realized it was all a nightmarish dream, and he started strumming a melody whilst singing along to one of his favorite tunes. "Don't break my heart my achy breaky heart" . After a short while the novelty wore off, putting down his guitar his attention returned to his monitor where he had been working on. Meanwhile, waiting by the telephone, Fanny is waiting for the phone to ring ... <What do you think of it so far? - rubbish .. as Morecambe and Wise would say.> -------------- Barn's burnt down - now I can see the moon. Back to top

wiga Group: Members Posts: 2113 Joined: Sep. 2008 Posted: Nov. 04 2010, 05:34 Time for a writers' break - Morcambe and Wise - Santa -------------- Barn's burnt down - now I can see the moon. Back to top

Milamber Group: Musicians Posts: 2275 Joined: Feb. 2010 Posted: Nov. 04 2010, 05:41 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment he decided that it would be cool to record an album entirely using his first acoustic guitar that he had recently been thinking about. The trouble was that he did not know if it still existed or not, so....Then after another moment he realized that Captainjjb probably had it. Reaching back for a cigarette and then hunting in his pocket for a lighter it occurred to him that he should probably give up these fags, pack his bags and buy an island off the coast of Australia for some fresh air and great people. Whilst on his way to Australia testing his sailing skills and in hot pursuit of that first guitar, he suddenly shouted, "all hands on deck!! Hard starboard!! As the Santa Maria bore down on The Sea Dragon Mike ran to the wheel, tripped and landed with a crash. Waking suddenly in his studio in a state of shock with his acoustic guitar in his lap, he suddenly realized it was all a nightmarish dream, and he started strumming a melody whilst singing along to one of his favorite tunes. "Don't break my heart my achy breaky heart" . After a short while the novelty wore off, putting down his guitar his attention returned to his monitor where he had been working on. Meanwhile, waiting by the telephone, Fanny is waiting for the phone to ring ...And as if by magic it started ringing. Fanny lifted the receiver "Hello"..........."This is A.T.N.T will you receive a collect call from Switzerland from a Mr Yanouch"....Fanny replied "What is this in regard too"...... Back to top

wiga Group: Members Posts: 2113 Joined: Sep. 2008 Posted: Nov. 04 2010, 05:49 One day recently Mike was sitting on the side of his yacht, Picking away at an Acoustic Guitar he suddenly stopped, looked up and smiled to himself thinking back to the time when his dad bought him his first acoustic guitar. It was late December back in '63. But that was so long ago, recently he'd been having trouble with some of his latest computer-based gadgets. So he suddenly thought: It'd be fun if I did an album with no computers at all, everything played for real. And after a moment he decided that it would be cool to record an album entirely using his first acoustic guitar that he had recently been thinking about. The trouble was that he did not know if it still existed or not, so....Then after another moment he realized that Captainjjb probably had it. Reaching back for a cigarette and then hunting in his pocket for a lighter it occurred to him that he should probably give up these fags, pack his bags and buy an island off the coast of Australia for some fresh air and great people. Whilst on his way to Australia testing his sailing skills and in hot pursuit of that first guitar, he suddenly shouted, "all hands on deck!! Hard starboard!! As the Santa Maria bore down on The Sea Dragon Mike ran to the wheel, tripped and landed with a crash. Waking suddenly in his studio in a state of shock with his acoustic guitar in his lap, he suddenly realized it was all a nightmarish dream, and he started strumming a melody whilst singing along to one of his favorite tunes. "Don't break my heart my achy breaky heart" . After a short while the novelty wore off, putting down his guitar his attention returned to his monitor where he had been working on. Meanwhile, waiting by the telephone, Fanny is waiting for the phone to ring ...And as if by magic it started ringing. Fanny lifted the receiver "Hello, is it me you're looking for"..........."This is A.T.N.T will you receive a collect call from Switzerland from a Mr Yanouch"....Fanny replied "What is this in regard to, - the ship or the motion of the ocean? -------------- Barn's burnt down - now I can see the moon. Back to top

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