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Matt Offline




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Posted: Mar. 07 2008, 06:58

I notice the front page of tubular.net recently added a note at the top which includes "Warning: may contain slightly distorted comments".

Hmmmm, what is a "slightly distorted comment" and have you been guilty of making one!

Is it distorted in the textual sense:

"I LllOve     AmmaROk"

or in a warped mind sense:

"Music Of The SphereS is obviously Mikes coming-out piece since its initials are MOTSS"

distorting the truth:

"Music of the Spheres is rubbish, an obvious rip-off of William Friedkins films theme tune"

or just disturbed:

"I've turned my house into a shrine for Mike, every room is wallpapered with his album covers and pictures, anyone have his phone number so I can ask for his old tubular carpet for my bedroom?"

What do you think?


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Posted: Mar. 07 2008, 19:21

WIIbbllYY WooBBBllyy... /`\_/o o o . . . .

:D


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Everyone's interpretation is different, and everyone has a right to that opinion. There is no "right" one, I am adding this post to communicate my thoughts to share them with like-minded souls who will be able to comment in good nature.

(insert the last 5 mins of Crises here)
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Posted: Mar. 07 2008, 23:57

I like the "organic fan input". Makes us sound like health food.

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Posted: Mar. 10 2008, 09:41

Hey Sweetpea.have you read the part in Changling where Mike is talking about a Kevin Ayres song they worked on about Organic/macrobiotic foods.Mike's line was "I'm a lamentable lentil" if memory serves.So if Mike was/is a lamentable lentil and we're posting on a MO site then we could (in a very distorted way)be healthfood.
 Distorted enough for you Matt? ;)


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Posted: Mar. 10 2008, 12:39

He also says we all go bananas.
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Matt Offline




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Posted: Mar. 10 2008, 12:52

Oh dear, all we need now if for Alan to appear in this thread saying "Mike only makes music to earn some dough - Organic of course..."

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Posted: Mar. 10 2008, 13:28

Don't encourage it!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Mar. 11 2008, 01:51

Quote (The Caveman @ Mar. 10 2008, 13:28)
Don't encourage it!!!!!!!!!!

Alan's an "it"?


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Posted: Mar. 11 2008, 01:56

Quote (The Caveman @ Mar. 10 2008, 09:41)
Hey Sweetpea.have you read the part in Changling where Mike is talking about a Kevin Ayres song they worked on about Organic/macrobiotic foods.Mike's line was "I'm a lamentable lentil" if memory serves.So if Mike was/is a lamentable lentil and we're posting on a MO site then we could (in a very distorted way)be healthfood.
 Distorted enough for you Matt? ;)

I had actually forgotten that part, Caveman. Thanks for the reminder, even though it brings to mind an unpleasant lentil cooking incident from years ago (haven't touched a lentil since).


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Posted: Mar. 11 2008, 08:16

I'm vegetarian so lentils are friends.Althought things can go badly wrong with them.Anyone remember the Young Ones episode with the lentil flood???
 I didn't mean Alan's an 'it',i meant don't encourage him.Honest.Really.I did.It's just the puns.They haunt me.  ;)


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Posted: Mar. 12 2008, 19:43

The following comment is not by me but by BTH, it appeared on another thread here, and I'm just quoting it because I find its "slight distortion" (or distortedness?) quite appealing. I hope Sweetpea forgives me for quoting... :D... but here it goes:

"Mike Oldfield is Mike Oldfield. He makes music that sounds like Mike Oldfield".

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