Dirk Star
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Posted: Nov. 07 2008, 04:47 |
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Yesterday I watched a French porn movie entitled Fous De Linda (no kidding folks) Which featured a cheapo synthesised accordion version of Foreign Affair..The track appeared in the movie twice, along with craptacular renditions of other 80`s favourites such as..Sign Your Name by Terrance Trent Dartboard and Get Down On It by Kool and the Gang(bang).. Don`t ask me what was playing when the guy turned up wearing stockings & suspenders though,as I could`nt hit the skip button fast enough..Well yeah ok I did go back and have a little look later on, out of some form of mild curiosity.But it was too far ridiculous even for me.On the Dirk Star scale of ridgidity,I would rate this movie a 2 out of 5(slightly turgid)..But for those of you still interested (and yes I know you`re out there somewhere) here`s a description of the movie from the very wonderful google translator..
Managers of undertaking, Marc and Linda are prone to all temptations. The first extremely appreciates the “special” services of theirs secretary but is not sulky either its appétissantes female colleagues which are shown very authorizing when they do not dredge it deliberately. As for Linda, it spontaneously puts the “hand at the leg” (and not only the hand) with the men who surround it whose distinction dissimulates unavowable desires as well as a sexual appetite and an endurance without fault. It is thus with the devastating spectacle of extraordinary drive out-cross of unchained couples, which are devoted to all sexual imaginations during their unrestrained continuation of the pleasure, that invites us.
Quite!...I have to say having now watched the movie.I do think some of those people may well have been "dredging it deliberatly" in fact.Although of course it`s often so difficult to tell in these kind of situations.Besides which, at the end of the day I`m no Barry Norman,so who am I to say?I`d just like to add that in no way shape or form is this post meant to be a slight against French pornography in general.Which along with Italian porn has got to go down as the best around imo.Way way better than American porn by far.And don`t even get me started on the terrible stuff that we Brits knock out.It`s even worse than German porn for crying out loud...But hey each to their own and all that!
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