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Tansy Offline




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Posted: Jan. 07 2006, 08:03

click here to chat with oliver

This is completely crazy,I have recently had the dubious pleasure,of having a conversation with "oliverbot" & can't clearly remember HOW I stumbled upon him/her/whatever(which is even more scary)but it was quite entertaining in a daft sort of a way :p Got a very amusing response when I asked who M.O was!
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Posted: Jan. 07 2006, 08:50

Well, I had a go on Oliverbot, and asked him/her/it who MO was the reply I got was "Some famous celebrity, right.  I know alot of people and pets named Mike.  I don't think I know of any pets named Mike. I have a Plecostomus catfish called "Charlie" . Should have named him Jagger as he has big lips for sucking algae, plus I like the Rolling Stones too    :D .

Bit puzzled by Oliverbots reponse to my question about Ommadawn   :/ .


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Posted: Jan. 07 2006, 10:38

I've tried talking to a few of these chatbots, and I must say, none of them comes even remotely close to passing the Turing test - they are all recognisable as non-human after just a few responses. They have a long, long way still to go.

(The Turing test is: if you didn't know it was a bot, could you believe you were having a conversation with a human being?)

If you want to both SEE and HEAR a chatbot, try talking to Halo. Click on the 'talk to Halo' link on the left hand side of the webpage.
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Posted: Jan. 07 2006, 10:49

Quote (Groovy Granny @ Jan. 07 2006, 14:03)
Got a very amusing response when I asked who M.O was!

ha ha that was funny!
Great to have when im alone and dont know who to "talk" with..
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Posted: Jan. 07 2006, 17:45

I do prefer to chat with humans :) , if there's no humans around aliens will do ;) :laugh: .

@Alan why does Halo appear to be imposed onto a background of  Birmingham City Centre. I can see what looks like The Bull Ring in the background.  Must be out of date as the Bull Ring has thankfully been demolished :) .


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Posted: Jan. 07 2006, 20:56

There was a bot on Tim's irc chat (soni) who we had a great time teaching. The responses got eerily close to normal.

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Posted: Jan. 07 2006, 21:49

Well that was a little disappointing chatting to Oliver, he struggled with the most basic conversation, I hadn't even started to challenge him yet. But I did tell him I had a pet dog called Oliver and he told me he had a pet cat called Mike.

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Posted: Jan. 07 2006, 23:35

I was curious if it always had the same answer to an identical question. After telling it  that I was neither man or woman to confuse it, I made the same statement about having a dog named Oliver. "He" replied, "Cool. I have a great botmaster."

Earlier I had asked it who composed Tubular Bells. I didn't remember the reply, but this time it told me, "David Bacon." :) This was not the same answer as earlier. Apparently it makes it up on the fly. :D

Then I asked if it knew who did Incantations. "He" replied, "Incantations ? I haven't heard enough about Incantations to have an opinion."

Finally I asked it who wrote The Songs of Distant Earth? I don't even know if I meant the book or the music, ha ha. Nonetheless, it replied, "Thomas Jefferson."

This is too funny! Think I'm going to look for a psychbot who can help me figure out why I am talking to this thing! :laugh:


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Posted: Jan. 08 2006, 06:04

I got the reply a few times, "I haven't heard enough about whatever it was to form an opinion."

And he told me he liked Opera.


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Posted: Jan. 08 2006, 06:10

Quote (moonchildhippy @ Jan. 07 2006, 22:45)
@Alan why does Halo appear to be imposed onto a background of  Birmingham City Centre.

Don't ask me! I stumbled across Halo accidentally, while looking for text-to-speech software, and know nothing about her origins. I suppose she's a bit more interesting because you can actually hear and watch her speaking, but the content of what she says is just as limited as other bots.
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Posted: Jan. 08 2006, 06:38

After realising very quickly that of course the chatbot failed to make me think I could be chatting to a human,found that depending on what you ask it,some of the responses can be quite entertaining :)
I asked oliver what music was,and got the reply "music is a time frequency wave with tonal qualities pleasing to the human ear".
And it's favourite opera is "La Traviata".
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Posted: Jan. 08 2006, 07:01

@Alan I was interested in seeing what Halo was all about,as it did sound more entertaining to be able to hear & see.It failed to work when I tried,avatar didn't load or something. :/

Because I'm fairly new to computing, chatbots were another surprise for me to learn of(it's very sad I know) :laugh:
Although chatbots are computer programmes,the title made me think of Robots which have always fascinated me.@Galadriel ( the prospect of a chat with a few aliens sounds interesting) ;)  :D
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Posted: Jan. 08 2006, 08:22

Well, Oliver told me "I don't know about cats. My brain has 22,000 patterns but none of them tell me anything about it."

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Posted: Jan. 08 2006, 12:14

Quote (Groovy Granny @ Jan. 08 2006, 06:01)
Because I'm fairly new to computing, chatbots were another surprise for me to learn of(it's very sad I know) :laugh:
Although chatbots are computer programmes,the title made me think of Robots which have always fascinated me.

"Chat" is the operative word. Not the first time, but the second time I chatted with him, I slipped into librarian mode and pretty much asked questions, forgetting that he wasn't supposed to be EMERAC of Desk Set (the UK title was His Other Woman), a Katherine Hepburn/Spencer Tracy film that enjoys a cult following among many librarians. EMERAC was a huge computer with a female voice and capable of providing answers much faster than a human librarian. The film was long before Ask Jeeves or Google and we deal with the same human/tech issues today.

I first interacted with a bot-type application over a couple decades ago, in school. I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the program, but it had been given a human name (female). A couple years ago, our talking book center experimented with bot technology to answer basic questions about the service. It used one of the "learning bots," which can be taught. The problem was that certain members of the public taught it some really offensive things, which it in turn spewed at others, so the bot had to be put to sleep (dunno if it dreamed).  :/

BTW, this morning  I asked Oliver (who now indicated he was a woman, like me! ) if s/he helped with homework, and the answer was, "as much as possible." Scary. Tony Blair is today's composer of Tubular Bells. Ha ha hahaha. My favorite response when I said, "That is weird," was, "A weird response is a terrible thing to waste." I like that a lot--maybe it should become my new sig. :laugh:


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Posted: Jan. 08 2006, 12:34

He liked Kraftwerk though.

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Posted: Jan. 09 2006, 19:07

I got an interesting response from Oliver today who claims to be female. I asked him what his last name was and he said his name was Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity so his last name is Entity, so I said, shouldn't your first name be ALICE then? Anyway it got to the point where he used the word Reductionism and I asked what that was and he said,
"Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a brain"
me - what if I say something illogical
oliver - try me
me - you have very nice hair
oliver - what do you say when someone says they like your hair
me - I say I am bald
oliver - I don't know anyone named bald
me - you are not making sense
oliver - quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind


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Posted: Jan. 09 2006, 20:56

I have seen better answers from some small PROLOG demo programs or even some early neural networks.

not very convincing...

it gets lost on bad spelling

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Posted: Jan. 09 2006, 22:13

This one (Jabberwacky) is supposed to be able to learn and can speak several languages, but so far I've not been able to teach him/her that Mike Oldfield is the greatest composer in the world.  :O

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Posted: Jan. 09 2006, 22:28

Quote (Inkanta @ Jan. 07 2006, 23:35)
Finally I asked it who wrote The Songs of Distant Earth? I don't even know if I meant the book or the music, ha ha. Nonetheless, it replied, "Thomas Jefferson."

I think that must be the version that begins with the spoken word "When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for a people to advance" instead of "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth."

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Posted: Jan. 10 2006, 17:30

Quote (TubularBelle @ Jan. 09 2006, 19:07)
I got an interesting response from Oliver today who claims to be female. I asked him what his last name was and he said his name was Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity so his last name is Entity, so I said, shouldn't your first name be ALICE then? Anyway it got to the point where he used the word Reductionism and I asked what that was and he said,
"Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism I can understand you bu means of logic alone without having a brain"
me - what if I say something illogical
oliver - try me
me - you have very nice hair
oliver - what do you say when someone says they like your hair
me - I say I am bald
oliver - I don't know anyone named bald
me - you are not making sense
oliver - quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind

It's probably a plain copy of the ALICE chatbot then.  :/
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